Proud to be a girl

10 reasons why women are happier than men

Although it’s true that we get paid less for doing the same job, have to take care of children, house and go to work at the same time and are physically weaker, women are much happier than men. Don’t believe it? Read through and you’ll find out why.

Clothes: We can wear skirts, trousers and dresses, while men can put on only trousers (except for Scotsmen). There are more shops for women and we can choose from a grater variety of products. Plus: when it gets hot, we can put on a light dress and still look suitable for any occasion. Men on the other hand have to put on a suit, shirt and a tie to achieve the same.

Hair: We can make loads of stuff with our hair, wear hundreds of styles and best of all, a large majority of women will never loose their hair, whilst men get bald often, even in their young age.

Sex: The truth is that we only get better at sex with years; we learn new stuff and get to know our body better. At 18, men come like rabbits, at 25 they start to realise what sex really is, at 30 to 35 they practice good sex, and afterwards it’s down the slope for them. I mean, is there Viagra for women?

Free time: We do what we want with our free time. We can go shopping, watch soaps, go out with friends or read a book, while men have to go to the stupid football match.

Health: Women handle stress much better than men. Our bodies disintegrate stress hormones (adrenalin and cortisol) faster. And, we are less likely to get into fights, we are rarely professional boxers or do hazardous sports.

Life span: Women live longer than men, up to seven years to be exact.

Feelings: We can talk about our feelings, cry on someone’s shoulder and get it out. Men do the opposite: they hide it all inside and usually get ulcers because of it. We are mentally saner.

Scent of smell: We enjoy good scents more. The smell of freshly made coffee, or a bouquet of flowers can make us feel happy.

Cosmetics: We have make up that helps us hide all the things we don’t want to be seen. For example, after a night out and a lot of booze, we slap on some powder, concealer, blush and mascara and we look great, while men are stuck with puffy eyes and dark circles.

Chivalry: We can always find a seat in the bus and never have to carry heavy stuff around. We don’t have to open doors, get drinks or pay for dinner, if we don’t want to.

That’s it sisters! Whenever you get blue because of a guy, or think men’s world is treating you unjust, just browse through these 10 things and you’ll feel better in no time.